Welcome to the latest chapter of As the Political World Turns, where Dan Woog tries to reclaim his seat, Jillaire McMillan dodges both political attacks and literal dog bites, and Mesa County can’t resist its own election heist. Meanwhile, early voting is off to the races, political cartoons remind us to laugh through the chaos, and local government keeps grinding along—like a dependable old coffee maker in the middle of a circus.
- Woog vs. McMillan: The Political Soap Opera
In the latest episode of “As the Political World Turns,” Republican Dan Woog is attempting to reclaim his House District 19 seat from Democrat Jillaire McMillan. McMillan, who entered the race just 100 days before the election, is battling not just Woog but also a campaign cash disadvantage and, apparently, some very territorial dogs. This race could determine whether Democrats keep their supermajority in the House, so grab your popcorn—it’s going to be a wild ride. Read more. - Jim Morrissey: The Weight of the 2024 Election
Political cartoonist Jim Morrissey is back, illustrating the high stakes of this year’s election with his usual flair. From presidential candidates to ballot initiatives, Morrissey’s cartoons remind us that sometimes, laughter is the best way to cope with the chaos. Read more. - State Governance: Still Functioning Despite the Circus
Amidst the presidential campaign frenzy, Colorado’s state governance continues to chug along. While national politics might feel like a never-ending reality show, local leaders are busy cutting ribbons and building homes. It’s nice to know that somewhere, somehow, government is still working. Read more. - Early Voting Frenzy: Coloradoans Hit the Polls
Nearly 800,000 Coloradans have already cast their ballots, joining millions of Americans in early voting. With the presidential race between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump heating up, voters are eager to make their voices heard. Just remember, folks, voting is like a mullet—business in the front, party in the back. Read more. - Fraudulent Ballots: The Mesa County Mystery
Colorado election officials have uncovered a scheme involving stolen mail ballots in Mesa County. While most of the fraudulent votes were caught, three managed to slip through. It’s a reminder that even in the world of politics, some people just can’t resist a good heist. Read more.
So, what’s caught your eye—Woog vs. McMillan, the Mesa County ballot mystery, or maybe just the idea that somewhere, government is still working? I’d love to hear your thoughts on this political soap opera. Drop your opinions, frustrations, or jokes in the comments, and let’s hash it out before Election Day madness takes over!
