2024—a year so weird that even electricity bills have gone rogue. In Littleton, residents are getting billed for power they never used after a drunk driver knocked out the grid. Xcel Energy, in their infinite wisdom, figured, “Who needs electricity when you can just pay for it?” Meanwhile, the Avalanche are skating their way into a historic slump, Denver’s skyline is getting Botox, and we’ve got a $33 million water project saving fish like it’s some kind of Pixar movie. And if all that isn’t exciting enough, Amendment 80 has folks debating school choice like it’s the Super Bowl of education.
- Littleton’s Powerless Power Bills
In a plot twist that could only happen in 2024, Littleton residents are being charged for electricity they haven’t used. After a DUI crash left them powerless, Xcel Energy decided to bill them anyway. Because who needs power when you can have a bill instead? Read more. - Avalanche’s Rocky Start
The Colorado Avalanche are off to their worst start in 26 years, proving that Murphy’s Law is alive and well in the world of sports. With injuries piling up and a 0-4 record, it’s safe to say the only thing falling faster than the temperature is the team’s morale. Read more. - Waterway to Heaven: The $33 Million Fix
The Windy Gap Reservoir nearly crashed an aquatic ecosystem, but fear not! A $33 million water project is here to save the day. It’s like a superhero movie, but with more fish and fewer capes. Read more. - Educational Freedom: The Ballot Battle
Colorado’s ballot is heating up with Amendment 80, which aims to secure school choice. It’s a battle of ideals, with millions being spent to either support or squash the amendment. Who knew education could be so… educational? Read more. - Denver’s Skyline Makeover
A historic agreement has been reached to transform the area around Ball Arena into a bustling neighborhood. With new parks, housing, and retail spaces, Denver’s skyline is about to get a major facelift. Move over, New York—Denver’s coming for your title. Read more.
Littleton’s phantom power bills, the Avalanche’s rocky start, and Denver’s skyline glow-up—what a time to be alive in Colorado. Which story grinds your gears or makes you laugh the most? Got thoughts on paying for electricity you didn’t use? Or on Amendment 80’s education battle royale? Drop your two cents in the comments below—we can’t wait to hear what you think!
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